spirit island pickup lines

it's valentine's day, here are some pickup lines, quality not assured ofc

warning: some are nsfw and will be tucked behind a spoiler

• are you river? because you wash me away
• are you earth? you draw me to your fruitiness.
• are you hearth-vigil? you fortify my heart
• are you many minds? you can guide my way on feathered wings
• are you lair's incarna? because i never want to leave you
• are you bringer? because i dream about you constantly
• are you downpour? because you're good at suppressing conflict
• are you wildfire? because you're hot and trans
• are you relentless gays? you should consider a harmonious nature with me
• are you snek? i want you to absorb my essence
• are you wandering voice? your song is mind-shattering
• did you heal with 5 water markers? because your waters renew me
• are you finder? because you lay paths i cannot help but walk
• are you a 4 cost major with exactly 5 elements? i want you to weave together our fabrics of place
• are you a 6-cost major that targets inland? i feel your irresistible call
• can you gather me into your land? i seek company from you
• can i add some fear to your fear pool? i find you to my liking

• are you a spread of rampant green? because i want you to proliferate me
• are you boddys? you can abduct me into your endless dark
• are you relentless gays? i'll let you relentlessly punish me
• are you a minor that can't target wetlands? i want your dry wood to explode in smouldering splinters
• are you a major that forgets other cards? you can unleash a torrent on me
• are you the 5-energy major that was added in nature incarnate? i'd like to unearth your beast of wrathful stone
• can you push me one land inland? i'm seeking your interior
• can my towns deal +1 damage? i want to strip your land bare

hey handsome 😉 😳 are you ready to experience 💦 nature incarnate 💦 together? my 🔥 ember-eyed 👁️ behemoth 🍆 can go on a ⛏️ mining expedition 🗺️ through the roots of the jungle 🌴 and down your spine 🩻. afterwards, you can relentlessly gaze 👀 at my unconstrained ⛓️ warrior 🪖, and then tap my salt deposits 🧂 so hard that i'll be 🤕 wounded & bleeding 🩸. you can go on as terrifying 😱 of a rampage as you want and 👯‍♂️ dance up earthquakes 🌎 on my locus. after you finally harvest 🪴 me, my transformative sacrifice 🔪 will leave both 2️⃣ of our shattered 💔 fragments of power together 👬 at the border of life and death 💀. so, what do you say 💬? wanna have an 👻 ethereal conjunction with me? 😘

tbh this looks better as a discord message (if on computer, you can right click and open in a new tab)