welcome to the play-by-posts

here, have a third parody of welcome to the intenet

welcome to the play by posts
have a look around
anything that is remotely balanced can be found
we've got dozens of channels
some normal, some cursed
if none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

welcome to the play by posts
feel free to just observe
would you like to have an island that is negatively curved
there's no need to panic
the others won't bite, haha
just add reactions to the posts that you like

welcome to the play by posts
what would you prefer?
would you like to fight the french with trickster, ocean, eyes, or earth?
all downpour
all starlight
all lightning immense
68-spirit games are kinda intense

welcome to the play by posts
feel free to play your main
here's a game for learning finder
here's a seventh wave campaign
we've got prussia, plus sweden, plus varied terrains
and a bunch of lower leveled games where you can't see the invaders and need to remember where they are

welcome to the play by posts
play your cards with air
the entirety of russia's getting sucked into the lair
they have help from the miners
and they're still coming here
make them afraid, the pull gets stronger with fear

play vanilla scotland
or one where you can't reclaim
try a ritual of terror
or of the destroying flame

play a blitz game against prussia
send invaders when you crush 'em
or defend the heart from russia
there's no pressure we don't always win these

here's a normal russia 4 game
add a bunch of beasts
here's a sweden 6 thematic
here's 4 spirits all on east

which major power are you
specializing in?
this island has invaders here so give that card a spin

we can give the island anything
all of the time
a little bit of everything
all of the time
apathy's a tragedy
not knowing is a crime
anything and everything
all of the time

we can give the island anything
all of the time
a little bit of everything
all of the time
apathy's a tragedy
not knowing is a crime
anything and everything
all of the time

you know, it wasn't always like this
not very long ago
before we found you
right before horizons came, 2022

we had board game geek
every week
had one turn or two
we set our sights and spent our nights
playing them through
and we found something too

we just made a second server
it was very new
but we added the things
that we wanted to do

now look at you, oh
look at you, you, you
unstoppable, watchable
our time is now
our inside's out
look at how we grew

and if we play together
who knows what we'll do
it was always the plan
to put the game in our hands
*evil laughter*

we can give the island anything
all of the time
a little bit of everything
all of the time
apathy's a tragedy
not knowing is a crime
anything and everything
all of the time

we can give the island anything
all of the time
a little bit of everything
all of the time
apathy's a tragedy
not knowing is a crime
anything and everything
and anything and everything
and anything and everything
all of the time